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Reporter Fights Wit...
Good Day NY anchor gets into a spat with a reporter. This gets very very awkward.
ANCHOR: ...I'll give you lessons on how to be a reporter later.
REPORTER: I'll give you lessons on how to be an editor becuase I WAS your boss once.
ANCHOR: You WERE, and are no longer. How did that happen?
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Sightings of Hiphop...
I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin?
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
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Under Armour SuperB...
Epic Super Bowl commercial for Under Armour cross trainer shoes athletes in multiple events and settings training for their sporting events. The dramatic final scene shows 25 famous athletes and dozens more in a crowd scene listening to an announcement to the competition, "You are the prototypes, the future is ours!"
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Bud Light Wine &...
Bud Light Super Bowl Ad brings together four friends with interesting ways to disguise their beer in fake bread, cheese and hide a portable TV inside a wine box in the kitchen while their wives sip wine in the living room. The guy who brought the six-pack under a fake cheese wheel leaves the party telling his wife, "I'm going on a cheese run!"
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SalesGenie Superbow...
Super Bowl commercial for SalesGenie.com opens with cranky boss, Hank Bullymonger threatening to fire a salesman named Ramesh, who he claims is the worst sales person in the company, unless he improves his sales. Ramesh panics an searches at "Genie" search engine to find SalesGenie . com where they offer to provide 100 free sales leads for every salesperson in a company.
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Diet Pepsi Max Supe...
This Super Bowl Ad for Diet Pepsi Max with more caffeine and Ginseng extract appears to help everyone in this commercial stop nodding off on the job. It starts with a Super Bowl Sportscaster nodding off into his microphone, then proceeds through people in several jobs falling asleep while working. Those who drink it start nodding their heads to the beat of the music instead.
You may recognize this as a parody of Saturday Night Live's popular skit "A Night at the Roxbury" featuring Chris Kattan, who also makes a cameo appearance at the end of the commercial. A voice-over yells "Wake Up People!" -
Audi R8 Luxury Spor...
This Audi R8 Super Bowl Commercial recalls the Godfather movie when it shows a rich man awaking in his bed to find himself covered in oil and grease (rather than blood), with his old car bumper and grill at the foot of the bed under the covers (instead of a horse head). "Old luxury has been put on notice" Camera pans out to see the mansion front with the new Audi R8 luxury sports car revving its engine to leave the scene of the crime. "TruthinEngineering.com"
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Habiel Habibillah
Saya tdk suka pd org yg berlebihan pd privacy saya Saya sudah Beristri & tidak tertarik pd kedekatan yg berlebihan. Saya tdk suka tertekan sikon yg tdk berkepentingan pd kehidupan pribadi saya. Saya mengikuti tradisi Rasulullah,bkn tradisi2 zaman&adat2 kbiasaan massa. Apapun yg berlaku pd diri saya bkn utk melayani hawa nafsu&ego org tp menuruti Takdir&jalinan kedekatanku pd-Nya jg Penghambaan saya pd Allah (Tuhanku). Saya Tak segan2 TEGAS pd hal2 yg sdh melampaui kewajaran. Aku Budak Allah&Nasab Pengikutanku pd Utusan Allah. Yang Berlaku dlm Hatiku Adalah Utk Akhirat,sdg Nuraniku hanya utk Allah,fisikku utk kewajibanku pd bagian2ku dr-Nya,Cintaku hanya pd Allah. Orang yg menjadi temanku adalah org2 yg Shaleh. Materiku utk niat sholeh. Apa yg Allah sdh tentukan pdku adalah yg TERBAIK utkku,bkn pilihan&kehendak manusia.
